------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fuck Her Softly - Tenacious D ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tabbed by: metalgeardave Email: metalgeardave@hotmail.com Tuning: EADGBE D Bm You don't always have to fuck her hard, In Em A Fact sometimes that's not right ... to do. D Bm Sometimes you gotta make some love Em A And fuckin give her some smooches too Bm G Sometimes you got to squeeze Bm G Sometimes you got to say please D A Sometimes you got to say hey: D Bm I'm gonna fuck you .... softly Em A I'm gonna screw you gently D Bm I'm gonna hump you.... sweetly Em A I'm gonna ball you ... discretely--- Bm G And then you say, Hey I brought you flowers D A And then you say, Wait a minute sally! Bm G Em I think I got something in my teeth could you get it out for me? A That's fuckin' Teamwork! D Bm What's your favorite posish? Em A D That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you Bm What's your favorite dish? Em A I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar! Bm G And then I'm gonna love you completely D A And then I'll fuckin' fuck you discretely Bm G And then I'll fuckin bone you completely Em But then... G A F C D I'm gonna fuck ---- you ----- haaaaaaaaaard-------